mynotsomiserablelife:

h0waminotmyself:

mynotsomiserablelife:

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”
“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”
“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

that’s not a rock it is a chess piece

it says “rook” darling

*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*

mynotsomiserablelife:

h0waminotmyself:

mynotsomiserablelife:

cnnbreakingofficial:

fuckeverythingbecomeapirate:

“Any ideas for the new park sculpture?”

“How about a giant, metallic octopus attacking a rook?”

“Perfect.”

that’s cool as fuck though

that’s not a rock it is a chess piece

it says “rook” darling

*reapplies to pre-K* *send apology macaroni art to fuckeverythingbecomeapirate*

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

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edrockbells:

there is no “tumblr hivemind” tumblr does not “contradict itself” nor is tumblr “welcoming and accepting” tumblr is not a single person it’s a fuckton of people with different opinions. those two contradictory text posts by sj bloggers you saw today were made by *gasp* different people! it’s revolutionary, ain’t it?

diamondsdroog:

kiiingdra:

diamondsdroog:

life hack: put an egg in a sock

why??

life hack

fartgallery:

that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one

slimiest:

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

What if every time you accidentally make awkward eye contact with someone you were culturally obligated to have a staring contest with them.

Like no matter what your doing you have to drop everything and just stare intensly into each others eyes until one of you blinks.

odetotriviality:

recent studies show that overwhelming numbers of tumblr users are incapable of comprehending that some individuals have differing mental care requirements from their own. ‘its just inconceivable to me that some people are different from myself’, one tumblr user admitted in a recent interview, ‘so i think the best course of action is to bully a frightened child i’d never heard of before, just in case y’know?’

qoin:

"wow i can’t believe tumblr actually thinks that _______"

oh yeah. tumblr. tumblr the singular person. tumblr the real living human. tumblr, my old next door neighbor. tumblr. my first love. we played hopscotch together and kissed on the swing set.